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Why if the cat chased the dog always look back?It's just not have a rearview mirrorWhat hole is the smallest in the world?Ass hole ... if you want to just breeze through must screamFuck that up and down under the belly?zipperWhat an annoying monkey?Monyetelin can kagak tv, radio monyetelin kagak can alsoSmooth outside it in shambles?Grandma naek mercyFar eyes close to the heart ...... what 'an ......?Guts !!!A watermelon, dilubangin, given ice cubes, whipped-cream continues digelindingin. So what?so farIf you're in the dark and cold, and you have one api.disitu torch lighters, candles and firewood. what first you hidupin?Lighters dongIf closed she would peek, but the reply was opened he would get angry?People riding tricycles on a rainy dayKera what could be broadcast?Relatives of work TVRIWhen should we open the door?If the door is closedPedicab what can not be in the paint?pedicab missingWhat little bulleted item, but if squeezed out of him?Bel homeNyarinya difficult, after dapet, directly dibuang.apaan?ngupilWhy so robin crime fighter?Because he's the same meeting batman..kalo ketemunya baskin she will open the ice cream shopWhat difference does the same shoes jengkol?If shoes polished, if jengkol in stewsWhat people consume foods months at least?Fasting monthWhy coconut trees in front of the house had to be cut down?Because if lifted heavyWhy do people die in a pack with a shroud?If given batik cloth ntar him to be invited .... !!What door at the same dorong2 10 people is not going to open?The door is an inscription "PULL"Chicken what can not retreat?where there are chickens could retreatHunchback her how?BrakeWhy a red light is on all vehicles on berenti?Because the brakesWhy is Africa poor His country?Because too busy hair ngeritingChicken what can be laying on the mountain, in the valley, in the tiger enclosure, substantially in all the time?Hen dongWhat bird whose head two feet five?magical birdsPeople what swim but the hair does not get wet?bald peopleSnake wrapped around what we can not?Snake Abis nelen crowbarSmall, white, tall, what hayooo?Rice stuck ship flyIf the bed stand, but if he stands sleep?ToeChickens hit by a car what can not die?Chicken longevityToll-expressway which kagak pay?Tolol..gitu wrote in pikirinSmall items squeezed his legs ... ..?Moles in idung commander Kamra ......What belongs to the cat but does not possess animals laen?KittenWhat if the lights go out dipecahin guy?Lights neighbors. elo try pecahin, right out hisWhy humans in front of his nose?Because if the above, people can wear baseball capsWhy use genjot bike leg?If you use a hand, no one is watching circusWhat is the difference between long beans with trousers?Long beans when it is cut long name remains kancangCropped trousers when his name into shortsWhy get off the vehicle must be left foot first?If the name is not crashing head first.Who invented the leather wallet?Who found the leather wallet please send me home to me.Bird's what makes a girl happy?Burungkali I say I love youBlue nyang bones what ??TULANGIT BLUEPer what is politely?Excuse me, Sir!Wood renyahh what ??KayupukWhat fruit do like using that war?Jambu spikyRiding what makes delight?I get windfallTivi what can swim?Tivikir-vikir fish anywayEels are most dangerous?Eel-ang many ental bangklutWhat is the difference between thin people and obese people?Thin people eat liver, fat people eating placesAnimal what is the longest?Snake queuing rice5 people walk under a small umbrella but why none of the people caught in the rain?Because it does not rainWhat month are not in the calendar?Mrs. Lani ......... ..Pocong what disenengin mothers?Shroud price!Kera what caused a furor jg make trouble?Food poisoning.Green, Size and length as well as width, salty behold what ??Golf ball in love saltWhy Koboy films are definitely more stylish if ngerokok while naek horse?Because if he ngupil difficult to correct.* Why "Shaman" always burn incense ??Because if barbeque, patients on laper participate.Ape what is most terrible.?Possessed by jinn who had just got high blood pressure.What is the difference with the ants?If people could tingling, but if ants can not personhood.What causes jakarta frequently flooded ... ???WATERWhat the fish can not swim?fish stupidCupboard What can into the pockets .. ??LEMARIBUAN .. !!Animal what can be rich .. ??HE WAN to be Millionaire ..Grandpa What could fly?His grandfather mosquitoes, flies, etc.,Cockroaches what is admitted to the hospital?KecoalakaanWhy English lady called WOMEN?Because when Adam saw that Eve the first woman he said ......... .man wou ... !!!What are the similarities and artisan craftsman satay soup?Sama2 not selling meatballs!Red, yellow, green, light brown and dark brown together, hell tuh .. ??Bob Marley entered scoutSoap what could ngebuat resentful people really just us ??Sabuntar sabuntar fartHow to do so egg turns into pineapple ??telornya on the cob, while still hot directly kasihin to small children, ntar say, "PINEAPPLE, PINEAPPLE"Riding what is most tired .. ??kudaki the mountain while squattingSate what of japan .. ??Sateria Steel Black ..Why Bees Buzzing?Because it can not whistleWhat KTP same equation Egg salty?Equally in stampWho bali child who likes to wander?Made, the evidence is everywhere there is Made in japan, made in the USA, made in china, and so on.Holes what makes us Seger?Lubangun morning, and gymnastics, shower and breakfast.Animal what was a scrappy ...?Perwakiran Animal People.what duck who always walk turn left?Duck lockable handlebarWhy fried duck taste good?Because the letter 'B' it, try if not no, dare eat?There are ducks 10 at time 2 so how?8, because that 2 again to play at times, right?Animal what are brothers?frogs and sisterWhy are frogs like jumping?You know ... the name also of children. Like fun ...Animal what is most strange?Grasshoppers and butterflies. Eat rice because if during the night if drinking milkAnimal what is called two letters?U and gWhat has six legs and can fly?Three birds!How can I prevent the dog that did not pee in the back seat?Move to the front seat!Has eight legs but used only four?A horse is being ridden by two people!How many feet of a buffalo?Eight (8), namely: two legs left, two right legs, two front legs and two rear legsBlack, white, red, is it?Zebra Abis dikerokinMonkey what long hair?monkey longishWhat animals suffer the most when more colds?Elephants (imagine aja own)What short elephant trunk?elephants snubWhat similarities elephants and power lines?Equally can not flyHow to do 5 elephants naek sedan?2 in front three behindThe most hated animals seals?sea ​​catWhat difference ama kucring cat?If the cat feet four, if kucring feet empratThe ball is similar to what a cat?ball emonWhy if crowing cock eyes brake?Because I've memorized the textChicken what's great?chicken universeNo guns cock crowing afternoons?Nothing, that is crowing ku ... ku ... ruyuuuukk.What is more useful goods after the outbreak?EggThere rooster tail pala'nya in America in Africa, wings in Jakarta, his eyes are on Brazil, the eggs are?Roosters where there still are bertelor ...Chicken what lay eggs where aja?HenWhat is the most delicious egg?The egg is again gatel then carded scratchingLength what is frightening?Salted egg, because there are tattooSalted egg scared ama hello?Ama quail egg, because his tattoo moreQuail egg scared ama hello?Ama telormu, abis had a gun seeh yours!Why piglets if looking down the road?Embarrassed had a mother pigWhat kind of exercise most weight?Chess. Masa horse pulled up ama fortressWho is the sexiest president of RI?Pa ha BibiWhy steering wheel lying if 'not in the right ya left. Kok'nggak in the middle?Let easy if you want ngeludahSri Rama Sinta Why choose?Because the skin is not as white as the skin Santi SintaWhy Superman red panties?Because forget wear padsWhy did Superman wear his letter S?Because if you use too big M or XLWhy not marry ama wonderwoman Superman?Yes weve not mateWhy Batman emblem not B?Because Bobo already using that same ...Batman if beds where behold?bedcoverWhy Irian tribe wear penis gourds?Because if we are using a banana leaf rice cake calculated ntarWhy deer is second to none?Because Indosiar is for youWhy in the three-wheeler is not no mosquitoes?Because mosquitoes here only afraid of three wheelsWho Indonesia's most powerful woman?Nyonya Meneer, established since 1918Why when I'm thinking of people like holding her forehead?Melepasmu, holding period forehead anyone else!What objects are most matre '?Payphone, if given money khan was going to workWhat is the difference between gloves and a box?If the glove could be boxes that box can not sarongsWhich trees are most on the day of Eid?Trees are sorry inner and outerWhat on great white wings and salty?The airplane crashed into the sea donk ... !!!What gods are lonely?Dewakto sendereHow hurufkah in the alphabet?There are five (5) a-b-j-a-dWhat is the difference puppets, shoes, and jengkol?If there is such thing puppet Semar, if the shoes polished, if jengkol disemur



The money that was thrown so what?so fightBlue shoes drowned in the Red Sea so what?so fadeWhy stone sinks when put into water?Because rock baseball can swim!There is no fruit rambutan harmful if we eat?Yes, if eating in the middle of the highway!How lisp people laugh?Teltawa telkekeh kekehWhat is the difference glass of ice mixed with a glass of water?Approximately five hundred rupiah!How is the quickest way to fatten the body?Log in to the beehive!When exactly clean either black, white if say dirty?Whiteboard!What are the similarities and secret money?Both hard-held!Always quietly in a corner but always around the world?Stamps!How to multiply money quickly?Put it in front of the mirror!The police saw the truck driver to stop at the signs ban but did not catch it. Why?Because the truck driver was walking!What's it called people carrying three rabbits in his head?Baseball people no work!Who haircut every day but not bald?Barber!Which makes not need them. The purchaser does not wear it. Taking did not order? What is that?Tombstone!Who sell baseball fond, fond baseball to buy, buy baseball hooked?Grass (cows).What's different about the same sun moon?No discounts sun, moon baseballWhy is Earth getting hot?Since the Sun to open branches everywhereHow can I fly to the sun without overheating?Goings nightWhat people are saying dumb can speak first?Test ... test ... 1 2 3 a try ..., Sound Check, Sound Check ...!What fruit that ends with the letter "K"?Rotten mango, papaya rotten, rotten apple ...His name and white hair gray, red hair name blonde hair green if the name of what?Rambutan yet mateng ..

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